The cruel truth.

I hope you hang yourself with your H&M scarf

While jacking off listening to Mozart

You bitch and moan about LA

Wishing you were in the rain reading Hemingway

You don't eat meat

And drive electrical cars

You're so indie rock it's almost an art

You need SPF 45 just to stay alive

You're so gay and you don't even like boys

You're so sad maybe you should buy a Happy Meal

You're so skinny you should really super size the deal

Secretly you're so amused

That nobody understands you

I'm so mean cause I cannot get your outta your head

I'm so angry cause you rather myspace instead

I can't believe I fell in love

With someone that wears more makeup than...me

You're so gay and you don't even like boys

You walk around like you're oh so debonair

You pull em down and there's really nothing there

I wish you would just be real with me

You're so gay and you don't even like penis.